She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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