So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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