Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
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i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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