He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
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guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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