"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"