I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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