As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically