you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?