if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
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I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
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Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.