I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
