Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
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You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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