I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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