i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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