I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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