Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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