member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I stole a fireplace last night.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
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NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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