You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
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She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
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Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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