we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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