My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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