normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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