let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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