Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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