mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
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I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
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The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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