You surviving the open bar?
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i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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