one two three fourrrrnication!
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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