She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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