he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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