why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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