I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Houston, we have a blender
What drink are we having for lunch?
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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