please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
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HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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