well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And the cops told us we were all naked.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Randomize