Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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