this is something i pride myself on being below average for
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
