Sponge bath it is.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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