cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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