No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
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Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
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He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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