We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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