if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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