in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
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I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
how do flat chested girls get laid?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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