Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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