One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
