I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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