If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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