Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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