i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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