idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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