I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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