Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
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It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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