Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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