I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
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that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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