is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
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new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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