i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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