I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
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He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
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dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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