Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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