We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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