we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
birth control should be required to get into college
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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