So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
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