I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
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yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Randomize