So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize
