I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
We just shotgunned beers for America
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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