Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
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This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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