is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
