i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
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I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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